In the meantime:
- The guinea pigs are fine, and very straight. Jim still loves the pink igloo and confetti colored litter.
- I had a flat tire at Taco Bell yesterday. Thank you Jesus for Triple A.
- I found a straight man to date. I swear. He has no idea who Vera Wang is, and you should see his shoes.
- I have no clue where I am living this summer or what I am doing.
- I love my life in Memphis. Knoxville, if I don't return your phone calls or keep you updated on every little thing, I'm sorry. It's hard to keep up with you and establish a life here!
- Twice this year I have woken myself up in the morning by throwing punches. This can't be good. I also talk in my sleep now.
- Finally saw Twilight! Boys, quit your bitchin' about girls being all gaga over Edward Cullen. We know he's unrealistic and we should get a real man. We'll do that as soon as you learn how to keep it in your pants.
- I have a highlighter-buying compulsion. Every time I go to Target...
